'What if we orphaned ourselves? We shall craft a murderous adventure that gives our insidious parents exactly what they want.' 'To be left alone with their love!' says Jane. Tim concocts a 'a romantic getaway hiding deadly orphaning opportunities. If they do not melt in the hottest places on Earth, they shall drown in the wettest. Cannibals will feast on them unless they freeze in glacial ice.' They create a travel brochure from the Reprehensible Travel Agency - No Children Allowed! - and make sure the folks see it. They love the plan but fear the children will destroy the house. 'But aren't good nannies expensive?' wonders mom.
